Monday, April 24, 2006

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In her book, Ann holds nothing back in detailing liberalism's war on religion
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I did not mean that Conservatives are generally stupid; I meant, that stupid persons are generally Conservative. I believe that to be so obvious and undeniable a fact that I hardly think any hon. Gentleman will question it.

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