Saturday, April 15, 2006

Dear Iran.

Dear Sane People in Iran,

You know how it is when your children fight, just about the time you think that things are going to calm down, one of them has to pop off with something to get it started all over again.

Well it seems the same thing is happening with our little boy Presidents.

I realize that my President is just as much at fault as yours. In our case, as I'm sure it is in your case, there are some mitigating circumstances.

Due to our little boy's privileged upbringing, he has an unrealistic concept of the world. He's never had to work for anything, as it has all been given to him. He doesn't read, other than children's books, little children's books, so he knows little of history or of how the rest of the world works. He is often delusional, believing that he receives advice straight from God. It's obvious by the state of our country that he receives very little good advice, let alone advice from God. He's also been off his medication since the 1980's. Without it, he has degenerated from a raving drunk to a raving lunatic.

As you can see, he is a real hand full. I'm sure you understand, as your little boy seems to be quite the cut-up himself.

We will try our best to keep little George from making snide, uncomplimentary remarks about your little Mahmoud. It would be a great help if you could do the same, just yesterday Mahmoud said:
"Like it or not, the Zionist regime is heading toward annihilation," Ahmadinejad
at the opening of a conference in support of the Palestinians. "The Zionist
regime is a rotten, dried tree that will be eliminated by one storm."

It really upsets little George when Mahmoud threatens his friend Israel. Not that little George would personally do anything, but for the last few years he has be hanging out with a gang of little boys that have been known to pick on smaller defenseless kids.

I suggest that we give both our little boys a long time out, before this whole situation gets out of control. We both live in democracies, so it's up to us to rein in our petulant children.

Thank you for listening.

The Sane People of the United States

1 comment:

  1. In addition to a time-out I think a parent conference would also be in order. Mr. and Mrs. Bush may also need a little guidance. Perhaps they could take away a few previliges at home; less tv and more reading. And maybe he should stay at home during the STAR testing...oh, but than I forgot. In Texas they just lie about the scores.


I did not mean that Conservatives are generally stupid; I meant, that stupid persons are generally Conservative. I believe that to be so obvious and undeniable a fact that I hardly think any hon. Gentleman will question it.

John Stuart Mill (May 20 1806 – May 8 1873)